Just follow the following steps
1. Find a solitary cave or mountain or jungle and the best if you can find a cave in a mountain jungle.
2. Claim that you have a divine vision/light/voice/scripture/whatever.
3. It is important to mention Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Joseph Smith etc. so that you can attract the attention of people across religions.
4. Show some physical evidence like relics hidden in the cave, some symbol cut on stone, some scripture written in the oldest languages known to human such as Sanskrit, Hebrew, Egyptian (you can find a list of oldest languages in wikipedia). You will be smart to spend some time in learning that language so that you can translate for layman. If you are lazy, you can invent a completely new language and claim that those are God's words which only you can interpret
5. Write down a "Holy Book" and start to preach simultaneously. It will be smart to start small and simple in order to sell your asceticism and heavenly vision. Learning a few magic tricks is required.
6. If you want to attract modern technocrats, talk about facebook, google etc in the "Holy Book" and how God want you to guide them in finding spiritual purity.
7. Start propaganda that you are being persecuted by already existing religions. This will earn you sympathy and sympathy comes in US dollars.
8. Start the process of wider brain washing. You will find millions of them and some of them will be super rich, Harvard graduates, doctors, engineers and so on.
9. Build a temple or whatever you like, I mean whatever God has commanded you to build.
10. You will die billionaire among beautiful girls (Saint Hugh Hefner) and leave a millions of stupid, irrational, hypocrites who will build new nations and fight among themselves forever.
1. Find a solitary cave or mountain or jungle and the best if you can find a cave in a mountain jungle.
2. Claim that you have a divine vision/light/voice/scripture/whatever.
3. It is important to mention Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Joseph Smith etc. so that you can attract the attention of people across religions.
4. Show some physical evidence like relics hidden in the cave, some symbol cut on stone, some scripture written in the oldest languages known to human such as Sanskrit, Hebrew, Egyptian (you can find a list of oldest languages in wikipedia). You will be smart to spend some time in learning that language so that you can translate for layman. If you are lazy, you can invent a completely new language and claim that those are God's words which only you can interpret
5. Write down a "Holy Book" and start to preach simultaneously. It will be smart to start small and simple in order to sell your asceticism and heavenly vision. Learning a few magic tricks is required.
6. If you want to attract modern technocrats, talk about facebook, google etc in the "Holy Book" and how God want you to guide them in finding spiritual purity.
7. Start propaganda that you are being persecuted by already existing religions. This will earn you sympathy and sympathy comes in US dollars.
8. Start the process of wider brain washing. You will find millions of them and some of them will be super rich, Harvard graduates, doctors, engineers and so on.
9. Build a temple or whatever you like, I mean whatever God has commanded you to build.
10. You will die billionaire among beautiful girls (Saint Hugh Hefner) and leave a millions of stupid, irrational, hypocrites who will build new nations and fight among themselves forever.
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